my lungs are fresh and yours to keep.

holy shit, that myzeno commercial is hilarious.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:29:00 -0500

“BOYS LIKE GIRLS IS PLAYING TONIGHT BUT OMG LOOK AT THIS ZIT”

*creepy woman pops out of nowhere and tells girl not to fret and hands her whatever magic device it is that miraculously gets rid of zits*

“LOL LOOK AT MY SLUTTY SKIN TIGHT DRESS. ALL THE GIRLS ARE WEARING THEM. THAT’S WHAT YOU WEAR TO SHOWS. OMG OMG OMG THE LEAD SINGER JUST LOOKED AT ME IM GONNA DANCE”

*dances*

i love you so goddamn much that i don't even know what to do with myself and how to think about anyone besides you.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:24:00 -0500

"Going Rogue" - Made From 100% American Concentrate (The review I wrote for my school paper that is garnering the contempt of all conservatives at my school.)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:42:39 -0500

thedeathoftruespirit:

After reading “Going Rogue”, Sarah Palin’s new book, I have never read anything that has so convincingly argued that humanity no longer has any hope. Reading her book is kind of like watching someone walking backwards towards a cliff; only you know what they’re getting themselves into, and you know its going to be really grisly when it happens. “Going Rogue” is Sarah Palin’s memoir, recounting her down home, Alaskan frontier childhood, and leading us along her path to fame up to the horrifying climax, her 2008 Vice Presidential campaign. Her description of her family life is kind of like drinking a smoothie made out of Norman Rockwell paintings, John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, and 1950’s nostalgia.

Every other sentence is folksy little idioms such as “scrapping like wolverines,” and she forces so many generic conservative American ideals into it, it’s painful. Palin accompanies tales of meeting her current husband with comments about how hardworking he was and how his family pulled themselves up by their bootstraps; as if he is some god of rugged American frontier capitalism that we should all aspire to be. The book even includes family photos, if you needed to be further convinced that she’s just a regular Jane, just like us.

The rest of the book is mostly focused on her 2008 Vice Presidential campaign, and how frighteningly close we got to electing a naive, unrealistic and ultimately destructive Alaskan politician into the second highest office in the country. Do we really want a Vice President who argues, “Here’s my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?” Palin goes on about ridiculous irrelevant slander about Obama, about him “paling around with terrorists,” and how the media misrepresented her and led to her demise, despite the fact she probably had the entirety of Rupert Murdoch’s right wing propaganda machine working for her.

“They edited out a discussion of the need to wean ourselves off hydrocarbons…Did Katie [Couric] think Americans wouldn’t be interested to know that I was in favor of alternative energy sources and reducing our carbon footprint? Or that I might be a conservative who was pro-development and pro-environment? ” Palin said in her book. It seems awfully contradictory to be pro-development and pro-environment, and I seriously doubt someone who promotes shooting wolves from helicopters could be misconstrued as an environmentalist.

I am no liberal by any means, I don’t subscribe to the idea that buying “eco-friendly” products and holding signs is going to change anything, and I don’t subscribe to any party in our very limited political spectrum, but regardless, I realize that Sarah Palin is probably the worst thing to happen to American politics since Richard Nixon. She’s an unintelligent, unprepared, war mongering politician whose ideals border on theocratic fascism, and to put her in any position of leadership is probably the gravest error anyone could make.

This book is just a feeble attempt to seem relevant in the political world, but if Americans have any sense, no one will give her any attention. Maybe, if we don’t listen, she’ll just go away.

I just came.

wekissedthestars: photomoto: infinitebutterflies: curiousgrace...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:33:22 -0500

wekissedthestars:

photomoto:

infinitebutterflies:

curiousgrace:

dustglitterrain:

space-cadet-tammy:

candiss:

ellefxckingyes:

(via -tenacious)

The P has a bonerrrrrrr.

dear glenn beck,

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:19:07 -0500

bringtheruckuss:

it’s time

for you to

retire. more than

likely, you have enough

money saved to live very

comfortably for the rest of

your life. just imagine, waking up

everyday, reading the news paper,

drinking a cup of homosexual’s tears and

having absolutely no other responsibility in the

world besides merely existing. hatred is an exhausting

emotion and god knows you must be tired. the republican

party doesn’t need you anymore. in fact, they never needed you.

you, and those like you, turned what used to be an open party that

included true conservatives, moderates, and classical liberals into a cliché

of a cliché. that cliché is a blind, know-nothing patriot that stock piles ammo

and believes climate change is an imaginary plot by the left take down the free

market.

eat my cum you fucking dick hole,

-btr

I done fucked up.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:07:00 -0500

In regards to my last post as to what my guitar’s name shall be,
I put in the question mark and forgot to click the box.

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

There. Name my guitar now?

Notice the following: My nose ring. It’s been lost for...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:04:56 -0500

Notice the following:

My nose ring. It’s been lost for months. I found it. Happy.
The mess on my floor. No time to clean. Sad.
My last final is today. Took this picture instead of studying. Happy/Sad.
My hair. It’s long. Happy.

The point of this picture was to show you my guitar. Feel free to name her. Here is the ?. This is so you guys can answer it.

This is also the reason why I haven’t felt ready for any of my exams. All i want to do is play her. Or him. It depends on the name you give her or him.

OH HEY ITS ME AT THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:09:54 -0500

OH HEY ITS ME AT THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA.

elengberg: fuckyeahtattoos: submitted by TylerKnott im...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:46:55 -0500

elengberg:

fuckyeahtattoos:

submitted by TylerKnott

im getting something similar, as in the same phrase, on my arms this week hopefully. ive been searching through fonts like a mad woman trying to finding one i like. this is nice but too small. and i wanted it on both of my arms. this too, and shall pass

I was picking between this phrase and another one for a tattoo. I decided to go with “to thine own self be true”. Got the idea, the font, and the money.. i just need to figure out where on my body it will go.

I still remember

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:02:27 -0500

EXACTLY what you smelled like when I first met you.

I remember what you were wearing.

I can’t even drive by your house anymore.

It sometimes breaks my heart to look at pictures of us.

I wish I could talk about you to people without crying.

I hope this isn’t it.

I can’t imagine growing old without you.

"I spent too much of my life trying to make you happy".

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:54:54 -0500

I never thought I’d hear those words from you. ESPECIALLY you.

pinkcupcakes: justbesplendid:

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:30:29 -0500

pinkcupcakes:

justbesplendid:

i may not be the greatest person,

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:09:11 -0500

but i know you are shit.

It shouldn't be taken so lightly.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:05:35 -0500

There is love, passion, sadness, and angst..
all felt by real people.
You make me believe it’s not real,
and that things like this are done for personal benefit.

STUDYING FOR FINALS. IF I HAD A GUN I WOULD SHOOT MYSELF. IN THE...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:40:32 -0500

STUDYING FOR FINALS.

IF I HAD A GUN I WOULD SHOOT MYSELF.

IN THE FACE.

i miss you guys.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:32:07 -0500

FUCKING AYE, MOM..

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:27:55 -0500

DON’T YOU KNOW THAT I CAN’T CONTINUE MY STUDYING UNTIL YOU MAKE

ME A GOD DAMN MOCHA?

regulusarcturusblack: Daniel Radcliffe has started writing and...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:25:07 -0500

regulusarcturusblack:

Daniel Radcliffe has started writing and releasing poetry under the name Jacob Gershon. How does he get away with something that explicit?

While the poem itself is very dark, it was so beautifully written.

bringtheruckuss: hysteria: And now I bring you 7 minutes of...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:34:53 -0500

bringtheruckuss:

hysteria:

And now I bring you 7 minutes of What the Fuck

i am

tutenchamun,

yes?

my mind was blown from all the What The Fuck.

bringtheruckuss: rillawafers: apsies: ihatethismess: Patton...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:10:42 -0500

bringtheruckuss:

rillawafers:

apsies:

ihatethismess:

Patton Oswalt doesn’t hate Glenn Beck